December 30, 2008

So the Palins have added a brand new member to their clan! News just out report that Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, gave birth to a 3.3kg, bouncing baby boy, aptly named — Tripp. That’s right, Tripp!
Wouldn’t you agree that tripping is what she did when she chose a high school dropout with a drug dealing mum for a baby daddy? Knowing what we know of hockey grandma Sarah, the newborn must have quite an impressive pedigree. Indeed!

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Of foreclosures…

December 17, 2008

A man died and left the house to his only son. Twenty-four hours later, the bank foreclosed on the house.
“Well,” noted the son, “Dad did say that the house would be mine one day.”

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